Tuesday, June 12, 2012

It's Tuesday, Ryan Said What? 6/12/12

It has been a long time since I have had this type of post, but Ryan Higgins was in rare form today because of all of the controversy with the Catwoman #0 cover. He was distracted all day by stupid people on the internet raving that this cover is sexist and shouldn't be allowed to be used. For more on this epic discussion of a pointless nature check out Higgins twitter feed.

I for one think that when people make snap judgments about an image that is obviously stylized, and not really proportionate for a reason they secretly jizzed in their pants over it. There is no shame in jizzing in your pants, but when you lash out at something that doesn't warrant a debate you make the fact that you jizzed in your pants shameful. So, to all of the fucking idiots out there on the internet with nothing better to do today I hope you had enough time between typing out your nerd raging rant about Catwoman #0 to clean up the jizz in your pants. Anyway, enough with the jizz talk.


Ryan said this about what it feels like to talk to a non-responsive conversationalist.

Fucking talk mute!

I guess you just had to be there.

Ryan Higgins becomes a different person on Tuesdays and yes he does swear like a sailor once the doors close at 6.

6 comments:

  1. The outrage was effin bizzare. I unsubbed from a comic vine twitter feed, not for this itself, but I'm just tired of their inane b.s. anytime a female superhero gets any play on twitter.

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    1. I don't really follow Comic Vine, but some sites I've been to seem eager as hell to jump the gun and go for the controversy that isn't really necessary. Maybe they are the Fox News of comics?

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  2. I like how he managed to fit both her ass and her boobs in while doing the "break through the cover" pose

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    1. That is a feat, and well done too. Mr. March knows what we like.

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    2. Yeah, maybe sexist is a stretch, but it's pretty exploitive. I can see why people don't like it, and i don't really think it's fair to dismiss all criticism like that. I think March is a good artist, though it's pretty cheesecake. Still, it's good cheesecake, anatomy aside.

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    3. I don't think Catwoman minds being exploited. As long as she gets hers and more.

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