Ryan doesn't always have the energy in him to grace my ears with his wacky quotes, but today he was a virtual fountain of random sayings. Here are some of the highlights:"It's got a little of that Christmas Juice on em'. Oh yeah!"
"I'm a Venus Butt Trap."
"Squash that shit with my dick."
"Its going on the blog, its going on the blog, its going on the blog."
"She's a brick journal. Letting it all hang out."
"Shit better have a hole in it for him."
"Lips like sugary Penises."
"More than meets my thighs."
Sometimes I wish I was really making this stuff up, but Ryan was in true form on Tuesday. And I have no idea why the song "Brick House" keeps getting reworded by Mr. Higgins.
Ryan Higgins becomes a different person on Tuesdays and yes he does swear like a sailor once the doors close at 6.
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